I'm the Jazz

m, 22, ace.

I like things.

I was thiasthedark for a while but due to undisclosable circumstances i abandoned that blog and most of its followers. Url for this one has been decayingmalady and MargraveKhendon

Call me Khendon, Idzik, 'Thias, or Matt.

I don't really care which you choose.

Fandom blog so y'know whatever

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fyeahrwby:

What Jaune sees: 

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What we see:

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9 hours ago with 346 notes

jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

9 hours ago with 13,697 notes

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

9 hours ago with 795,996 notes

demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

9 hours ago with 50,040 notes

stargirlshnoppsies:

gateway0fthemind:

gateway0fthemind:

pantyslime:

gateway0fthemind:

pantyslime:

are straight white dudes just like really shocked every time they see minorities in real life or do they just pretend they don’t exist so they can dehumanize them some more

wtf does that even mean

are…

I was born female and I’ve never been wronged by a white dude. I genuinely don’t understand why people think the worlds problems are caused by straight cis white men.

"i heard you complaining that your house was burned down because of a stove. i’ve also heard that housefires caused by stoves is very common. i own a stove, but my house is still in tact. therefore, stoves can’t burn down houses."

is essentially what you just said

9 hours ago with 20 notes

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

9 hours ago with 39,583 notes

sgtfarron:

i’ve never broken a bone so i’m probably indestructible 

9 hours ago with 27,144 notes

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

9 hours ago with 24,935 notes

shadowstep-of-bast replied to your post: i have this problem where i’m hopeless…

Oh no oh nooooo its cute its too cute mY EYES ARE BURNING HELP *smooches ur face*

YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ONLINE NOW I’M EMBARRASSED

9 hours ago with 0 notes

i have this problem where i’m hopelessly in love but too far away

9 hours ago with 2 notes

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